A new study reveals 92% of women regularly take time out to
masturbate, a huge jump from the findings of previous studies (74% in
1979 and 62% in 1953).
The Gossard Big M Survey interviewed 1,000
women, ages 18-30, and their answers indicate that not only do 9 out of
10 women play with themselves, two-thirds do it three times a week. The study
refers to these as "sessions," which we can assume doesn't refer to the
number of orgasms achieved, but rather, the time spent achieving them.
'Cause you know that if you have one, you stick around for
more. Orgasms from masturbating are like Payless shoes: Once you get the
first pair, you get the second for next to nothing.
Going just from the published findings of this survey, it's
impossible to determine, on average, what percentage of the week is
spent flying solo. So maybe we can make this a group effort? I'll start
off:
- I masturbate, on average, 5 days a week.
- Each "session" lasts for about 12 minutes, with a minimum of 3 orgasms
a session, and a max of 13. (I don't know if these means I'm really
good at it, or really bad.)
- I sleep, on average, about 6 hours a night, so I'm deducting that from my "week."
Variables:
- I work from home, so I have more opportunities to masturbate on a whim than most women.
- I use a Hitachi Magic Wand, which is indeed magical, so the act is
easier. However, I also make up for time saved by being greedy with as
many orgasms as possible.
So, if my math is correct, then:
7,080 minutes of my week, I am awake.
60 minutes are spent masturbating.
Which means:
.84% of my week is spent masturbating.
But also, of the days I masturbate:
1,080 minutes of my day are spent awake.
12 minutes are spent masturbating.
Which means:
1.1% of my day is spent masturbating.
Feel free to leave your results in the comments.
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